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Trump’s Tremendously Terrific Tips for Tremendous Health by Lester Ballarde

Trump: The Businessman. The President. The...Fitness Expert? Brace yourself for a roller-coaster ride through a comedic universe where Donald Trump pivots from building walls to building abs. In a hilarious turn of events, Trump dons the role of the world's least likely personal trainer. Skeptical? So are we.

A workout regimen so ridiculous, it transcends political divides with laughter.

— Samantha Bae, award-winning comedian



Even skeptics will sweat from laughing at Trump's outlandish fitness satire.”

— John Olivier, best-selling author / funny guy



About Lester

Lester I. Ballarde was born and raised in New Jersey. He’ll challenge anyone to an arm-wrestling match who says it’s not the “garden” state. He’s seen Bruce Springsteen live in concert over fifteen times and once inadvertently cut in front of Jon Bon Jovi checking out at Foodtown. His writing style has been described (by at least one person) as a cross between William Faulkner, Howie Mandel, and People Magazine. This is his first published work, so he hasn’t won any prestigious awards yet to list here.

For more information, to request a review copy, or to arrange an interview or appearance with Lester Ballarde, please contact: ballarde.publishing@gmail.com